Too gay to function

asvprock:

My anaconda don’t want ebola

taco-bell-rey:

Trying to turn in an art project and your teacher says “it’s not done”

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rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

sidnugget:

My favorite person

sidnugget:

My favorite person

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

rniraclewhip:

forcing people to reblog your selfies

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ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story